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Anonymous asked : Asbel never answered my question, so I'm going to ask you Captain Malik. What's a virgin?
“A virgin is a set of stars up in the night sky. It’s one of many such pictures. Are you familiar with a connect-the-dots drawing? A virgin is like that.”
Anonymous asked : Malik, you're sooo noble. I know you have made mistakes in the past, and you think a lot about them. But sometimes you can't dwell on those things. What happened happened, and that's just how it is. I want to see you smile more. I'm sure everyone agrees with me on that.
“I’m beginning to realize that words do carry weight, and that actions alone don’t determine the worth of a person. You have a point—”
“Let’s turn that frown - upside down - shall we?”
“Ol’ Raven’s got ta booze taken care of!”
“There’s going to be liquor involved? I’ll have fun watching you make fools out of yourselves.”
“It was so quiet at first.”
“That it was. However, this may do us all some good.”
“Heh. Speak for yourselves.”
Anonymous asked : Malik, when you were a teenager like Asbel, did you have a girl you liked like Cheria?
“In a sense, yes, there was someone I cared for in my younger years. Sometimes it’s difficult looking back.”
“But I’m only doing her a disservice in remembering anything other than the good.”
Anonymous asked : Malik, you're too awesome! Will you be my grandpa? =3
“I would if I didn’t already have a bunch of kids— ahem, a group of strapping young men and beautiful young ladies to look after. It brings tears to my eyes watching them grow up.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“Sophie, when did you get over here? And don’t worry, I simply have a wish in my eye.”
“A wish? But this is an eyelash. Are you supposed to make wishes on eyelashes?”
“Sure, why not?”
magicalsparklemuffin asked : Which one of you snores the loudest?
“Gallardo. Definitely.”
“I didn’t know cats could snore like that.”
“You must be mistaken. I’m sure you mean to say Malik.”
“No, I’m pretty sure you’ve got even me beat.”
“This is the first I’ve heard of it…”
“Well now you know, so maybe you’ll pipe down a bit.”
Anonymous asked : Klarth I just wanted you to know that I saw your hat down at the club partyin it up with some sketchy looking guys
“My hat? What would it be doing away from my head…?”
“Someone must have stolen it in the night.”
“But who?”
“You must be imagining things. Who else would wear such an atrocity?”
“Curtiss, we all saw you trying it on the other night.”
“Me? I wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing.”
“I should have guessed it was you.”
oh-shlt-its-me asked : Guys, why are all of you so cool? It's like all the badassness came with age.
Has no sense of balance.
Was manhandled by Tear.
Disrespected by his own son.
Disrespected by his own daughter.
The emperor’s lap dog.
Constantly beat up by a little girl.
Got drunk and faceplanted in a urinal.
Everyone calls him Grandpa.
Too old to even be included.
Anonymous asked : Any of you men care to accompany me in a cha-cha?
“Jade says that I haven’t been participating enough. The others nominated me as well.”
“…let’s get this over with.”
“One hop this time - two hops this time - slide to the left - slide to the right - now Klarth, please clap your hands.”
(He’s enjoying this far too much.)
askasbel asked : Captain! Have you noticed if Hubert has been hanging around Jade recently? I think Jade might be rubbing off on him...
“That may have more to do with you than with Jade, Asbel.”
“But don’t worry. Sibling rivalry is healthy in small doses!”
Anonymous asked : Kratos, why do you wear such tight pants?
“I’m afraid Kratos has refused to answer this question.”
“If I were to guess, however. I imagine tighter clothing reduces the drag from wind, allowing him to move faster.”
“Is that so? I thought it was because of that flock always staring at his girlish figure.”
“Well.. if you want a less scientific answer, I suppose…” |
